Even Newton Knew He Sucked

It turns out that is not just us here at ACME Science, and more patricularly Combinations and Permutations, that think that Newton was a waste; so di he:

The young Isaac Newton’s “debtor’s ledger of sins”:

  • Stealing cherry cobs from Eduard Storer
  • Denying that I did so
  • Robbing my mothers box of plums and sugar
  • Calling Derothy Rose a jade
  • Punching my sister
  • Striking many
  • Wishing death and hoping it to some
  • Threating my father and mother Smith to burne them and the house over them
  • Striving to cheat with a brass halfe crowne
  • Making pies on Sunday night
  • Squirting water on Thy day
  • Not turning nearer to Thee according to my belief
  • Setting my heart on money learning pleasures more than Thee
  • having uncleane thoughts words and actions and dreamses

(Gravity and Levity via Aisha)

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